Alternate careers

These are a list of things I think.... or rather hope I would be good at. I really have no frickin idea why I don't have the balls to actually go and do it.... no wait..its probably because I am addicted to my paycheck every month...

Maybe this should be a list of things I should do when I don't have to worry about money.....

1. Stand up comedian
2. Columnist
3. Chef
4. Script writer
5. Director
6. Teacher
7. Writer
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Let me know which ones of the above you think I could do and which ones I would suck at... and while you are at it, send me your list of 'alternate careers' too.