Pisses me off...

21st November 2006

• Amitabh Bacchan mouthing 'Zindagi yadon ki ladi he, lamhon se judi he'
• Slow and heavy vehicles which don't give way
• Auto walahs
• People named Nikhil (Have no clue why though)
• Cable walahs

..more to come...

Earliest Memories

Originally compiled on Monday, August 18, 2003

A balcony...on an upper floor... wooden railing? A parrot cage in sight ( with a parrot? ) A Large hall to the left, a room straight ahead. ( BTW, was the wooden railing green?? )

Marketplace, early in the morning. There are loads of vegetables...(and fish too). Clutching father's index finger..tightly.

Under a sheet (which rests on two chairs placed a foot apart)... with Malaj.... ( and the 'other' Babu ?)....'house'

Tricycling between houses.... Elders busy talking.... Imaginary Tri-Cycle bell ringing....'trrring trrring'... The sweet sound of success...it sounds like 'rrrrrr'

Enter... Anil George

30th August 2006

(Drum roll)
(Mallu Chants and Loud Trumpeting of Elephants)


The Mal Man's list...

1. Honda CRV
2. 4 BHK Aptmnt in Bangalore
3. Farmhouse in Delhi
4.Bose Home Theatre system
5. Holiday trip to Australia and New Zealand
6. Fully paid trip to Europe
7. Membership to the best club in town
8. A holiday house in the hills
9. A holiday house on the beach
10. 300 acres of agricultural land near a hill station

Upon my insisting, the Mal Boy dropped two of his 'items'...an Expensive,hot..uh... escort and another equally expensive, and hotter.... uh Girlfriend inspired for monetary reasons...

Riwin's Wish list for 2006-07

30th August 2006

1. A Russian sniper rifle (Dragunov) with (at least) 100 extra bullets.
2. Long holiday
3. Well compiled book of proverbs.
4. All the unpublished books of J.D.Salinger
5. An 80GB MP3 player.
6. A two floor house with state of the art gym at the ground floor with an open lawn and green flowers at the side
7. Two alsatians and two labradors
8. A Red Mitsubishi Lancer SFX and Black Pajero
9. 15' x 15' well furnished bathroom with western toilet
10. 67" Sony Plasma TV with DVD player and Home Theatre.

Can you spot the differences between last year's list and this one?? Go ahead....

The Incredible Mr. Bhanu Prathap.....

August 30th 2006

10 Things I wish I had right now

1. Mercedes Car
2. Samsung Slimfit TV
3. A 'supari' on my boss
4. Trip to Leh with friends
5. 6233 nokia mobile
6. 100 top movies DVD's
7. Nakamichi home theater
8. House near Juhu Beach
9. Modular Kitchen

Wish List 2006

August 30th 2006,

Before making my wish-list for this year, how bout an update on last year's?

2005 Wish List
1. Motorola e398 or maybe a Black Razr - Got this one.... an e398
2. Either Archos Gmini or Creative Nomad 30GB - Tough luck, it might make it to this year's list
3. Wide Screen Notebook PC - Ditto
4. Tata Indica - Ditto Ditto
5. 3 Bedroom Flat or Duplex in Hyd (Perhaps in Hitec City???) - Got this one! Go me!!!!
6. Large Screen Projection TV - Yeah Right!!! Keep dreaming...
7. Bose Sound System - Plan to buy it online from www.kutte_apni_aukaad_me_reh.com
8. A complete Bar set - I think this will happen early next year..but so far :-(
9. Commerical Land ( Ka ching!!!) - Didn't expect this to happen anyways...so no problems
10. An awesome watch (ok...i dont need it...I cant think of anything else) -What can I say??? I still use the cellphone

2006 Wish List
1. Sandisk Sansa MP3 Player
2. A Digital Camera with 10x Optical Zoom
3. Dual Core Notebook
4. WagonR Duo
5. Shower Cubicle for MY home
6. LCD Monitors (One for PC, one to be used as a 2nd TV)
7. An awesome new stereo system
8. Bar set for MY home
9. Calvin and Hobbes - Complete Collection
10. Cool Watch?????? naaah... Beatles Anthology DVD

Any wagers on how many of these will make it? and which ones???? Let me know